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Glennon

A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"
"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"
by Glens December 24, 2013
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Glennon

1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.
"He pulled a Glennon!"
by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007
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Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back
Ewww you have such a glennon hairline
by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020
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mike glennon

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
by EW! January 31, 2021
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Ryan Glennon

NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon
by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 8, 2012
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Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
by ccccchris December 14, 2012
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Glenmont

A ghetto town in Montgomery County Maryland. Filled with parties, gang fights, weed. Area with one of the highest crime rates in the county. It's main hoods are Glenmont Forest, Glenmont Village, Winexburg Manor, and Connecticut Avenue Estates. Not a part of wheaton! No matter what the maps say!
Man: Ayy did you hear bout the party yesterday somewhere in Glenmont?
Man 2: Yeahh I did but i was to afraid to go down there. I might get shot or something.
Man: True. Damn that place ghetto.
by achin0001 January 31, 2010
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