Definitions by EW!

Pit Not The Palace 

A song that NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown recorded after running away mid-game in his team’s game against the New York Jets.

Pit Not The Palace is a shitty song.

Pit Not The Palace by EW! January 17, 2022

Davis Mills

Current starting Qb for the Houston Texans who has the longest neck ever. He is the GOAT.

Davis Mills is a way better Qb than that creep Deshaun Watson

Davis Mills by EW! January 3, 2022

chase claypool 

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

chase claypool by EW! January 3, 2022

madden 22 

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

madden 22 by EW! June 19, 2021

earl thomas 

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.

Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.

earl thomas by EW! April 6, 2021

teddy bridgewater

Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.

Teddy Bridgewater acts like my son who is afraid of the dark.

teddy bridgewater by EW! January 31, 2021

dwayne haskins

NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.

Dwayne Haskins is an example of what not to do.

dwayne haskins by EW! January 31, 2021