Jaguars
A group of large cats able to kill young horses, mythilogical creatures, and destroy curtains made of metal alloys.
The Jaguars OWN the Steelers
Jaguars by Stephen Reed September 5, 2006
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Jaguars Fan
People who like the Jacksonville jaguars but are to dumb to realize they never went to any super bowls or were ever good.
Jaguars Fan by Jvjbkfug November 25, 2018
Jacksonville Jaguars
An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.
"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."
Jacksonville Jaguars by Sports Info July 6, 2006
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Jacksonville Jaguars by Nick Marino October 22, 2003
Jacksonville Jaguars
The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.
I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!
Jacksonville Jaguars by Thedudedabides December 2, 2015
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