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Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012
A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"
"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"
Glennon by Glens December 24, 2013

mike glennon 

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
mike glennon by EW! January 31, 2021
1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.
"He pulled a Glennon!"
Glennon by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007

Glendonschool 

A shit hole of hicks, racists and your childhood pervert. Don’t worry they top off everything by being resembled by a cultist like dragon who has secrets beyond anyones knowledge he probably has your kids in his basement forcing them to hail him as the JuUl god. Welcom we hope you love us like we love the dragon.
Glendonschool is amazing

HAIL DRAGON
Glendonschool by 58392948482 October 9, 2019

Glennon Hairline 

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back
Ewww you have such a glennon hairline
Glennon Hairline by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020