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1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.
"He pulled a Glennon!"
Glennon by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007

Glennon Hairline 

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesn’t stop going back
Ewww you have such a glennon hairline
Glennon Hairline by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020

mike glennon 

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars
Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
mike glennon by EW! January 31, 2021

Ryan Glennon 

NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon

Glennoned 

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.
EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.
Glennoned by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Glenmont 

A ghetto town in Montgomery County Maryland. Filled with parties, gang fights, weed. Area with one of the highest crime rates in the county. It's main hoods are Glenmont Forest, Glenmont Village, Winexburg Manor, and Connecticut Avenue Estates. Not a part of wheaton! No matter what the maps say!
Man: Ayy did you hear bout the party yesterday somewhere in Glenmont?
Man 2: Yeahh I did but i was to afraid to go down there. I might get shot or something.
Man: True. Damn that place ghetto.
Glenmont by achin0001 January 31, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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