Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Glennon

A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"

"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"

by Glens December 24, 2013

mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021

Glenned

When a friend ditches you early, leaving you alone, typically in a msn conversation

Tim: Jase mate, stay with us up late on msn yeah?
Jase: Sure thing man
*Jase signs off*
Tim: I just got glenned!

by UDkid123 September 22, 2010

Glennon

1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.

"He pulled a Glennon!"

by HokieFootballFan September 30, 2007

Glenned

The act of accidently striking oneself in one's balls, in an unusual way.

Jonny and Tom are talking about playing a board game, when Jonny tells Tom how he Glenned himself.

Jonny: Aw man, I had a book sitting on my lap while I was playing that game. I got so mad I slammed my fist on the book, and it hit me in the balls.

Tom: Aw man, you totally Glenned !

by Zoltaris November 30, 2011

glenned

The result of having a few too many alcoholic beverages offered, and in tune consumed. Leads to a hangover that limits one's ability to perform the following day.

I couldn't say no to those tasty cocktails he kept mixing and ended up so glenned that I could barely function on Sunday.

by boldaddy May 1, 2009