gelded the lily 

an ironic take on "gilding the lily"
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achieved;
subverting a successful enterprise

We established a social network to encourage creative expression of ideas, then we "gelded the lily" by imposing rules when the discussion was starting to heat up.

gelded the lily by Yubajeff May 17, 2009

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

Gilded Turd by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

Gilded Asshole Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Gildedguy

a animator that makes absolute masterpieces and is a part of the animation group Hyun’s Dojo

He also is a StickPage member

Guy 1 : you watch Gildedguy?
Guy 2 : oh heck yea he’s animations are awesome

Gildedguy by Atypical Guy December 21, 2019

Gilded Star 

A lithuanian phrase.

Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.

Gilded Star by MisterSquish August 5, 2009

Gilded Cunt 

A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.

"Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!"

Gilded Cunt by Ricky's Malice December 2, 2004