galded

rubbed to the point of rawness

billy's balls were galded from walking in tight shorts all day.

by atomiclotusbox May 7, 2004

galded

rubbed raw and mistreated

Johnny Cash, "Live at San Quentin" (1969)
Song: "San Quentin"
"San Quentin, you've been a living hell to me.
You've galded me since 1963...."

by cash fan May 18, 2006

galded

In plumbing or auto mechanics, a joint that develops blistering and/or pitting, sometimes making the joint very difficult to open.

The faucet was galded so I sprayed it down with penetrating oil to try to loosen it.

by Dog Whisperer July 8, 2005

Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

Gildedguy

a animator that makes absolute masterpieces and is a part of the animation group Hyun’s Dojo

He also is a StickPage member

Guy 1 : you watch Gildedguy?
Guy 2 : oh heck yea he’s animations are awesome

by Atypical Guy December 21, 2019