gelled

to blow it, not fulfill a commitment.
80's surfer slang

Dude, where were you?
I know, I totally gelled . .

see gelled out

by dEadERest|ASWP November 25, 2016

gelled

gelled is a weird male that likes to tickle people.

girl: watch out gelled is coming
girl2: owh no he is gonna tickle us :(

by dasmastergen April 30, 2015

gelled out

Relaxed.

Surfer slang from the 80s.

I am so gelled out after that sauna.

by SuperGdawg January 21, 2014

gelled diamond head

the even in which a male jizzes on the face of a female and smears his cum over her eyebrows, causing her eyebrows to be gelled.

dude, I love giving my grandma gelled diamond head!

by cody jangles June 15, 2010

gellé

Gellé means 'comfortable' or 'relaxed'. Usually used as an adjective to signify being in a state of great contentment and/or lethargy. Can be used to mean something like "good" - as in "how are you" => "I'm gellé bro"

Originating from the boating culture of the eastern seaboard, it's found it's way into schools where it can be used to ironically describe procrastination.

Guy 1: Hey bro I just got a text from Maddie, she's having a big gathering at hers. You wanna reach?

Guy 2 Nah dawg I'm gellé rn, we gellin' swellin' at this firepit, but you go ahead it's cool

Me: hey Austin how's it going with your section of the presentation that you were supposed to send me?

Classmate: It's gellé homie. Don't sweat it.

by FFFrankie May 4, 2021

monica geller

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.

Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!

by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008