geldem 

Privately educated British white girls (gels) who believe themselves to be galdem.

Roedean geldem will find Norman Jay a bit rough and move straight to Gaz’s.

geldem by WolfgangChillmans June 19, 2021

Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.

Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.

Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014

Geldmyer 

The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it.

Dude he just got fucking geldmyered.

Geldmyer by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008

Goldemort 

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.

Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."

Goldemort by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010

Lucy Gelderbloem 

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.

Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.

Lucy Gelderbloem by Qwwetg March 23, 2020

ryan guldemond 

The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother

Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot

ryan guldemond by Douglasismybb June 18, 2022

Ryan Guldemond 

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother

me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot

Ryan Guldemond by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023