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Used to define a female that has had sex with Asian mans and will no longer desired to have sex with any other races. The meaning refer to the Asian mans yellowish skin tainted any woman they have touch, hence the "gilded" parts, as a form of marking/owning. The main causes for a woman to announce herself as Gilded are usually the because of Asian kink, pretty/edgy boy fantasy or the fact that common Asian male mates nonstop like a rabbit in heat, backed by the unnecessary spike in population every years if let uncheck
Sorry white bois, I'm all Gilded!
Gilded by Zoe Annamy August 4, 2025

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.
Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.
After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.
Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

Gilded Star 

Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.
Gilded Star by MisterSquish August 5, 2009

Gilded Cunt 

A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.
"Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!"
Gilded Cunt by Ricky's Malice December 2, 2004
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