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“You’re such a Garroth! Let’s get out of the door section already..”
Garroth by bean 420.69 October 23, 2019
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A shy handsome boy that will always care for the people he loves.
Sofia: my bf broke up with me :c
Garroth: Its ok, you'll find someone new someday
garroth by Kitty the mysterious January 20, 2016
The word refers to a penis below the length of three inches,common in people who have a significant body mass, usually shriveled and infertile.
fuck man, i was diagnosed with a garratt yesterday.

Garratied 

When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.
I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.
Garratied by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018
noun: A thread, made of some material, used to strangle a target, usually either in an assassination or an execution, i.e. before being burned at the stake.

A garrote may be any sort of long, thin, flexible, and durable object, and is often used impromptu. A purpose-built garrote is usually made of Nylon or a strong metal, and has handles at either end to prevent the garrote from slipping out of the assailant's hands. A more discrete garrote is made of a guitar string or piano wire, with fabric threaded around either end to aid in grip. Once the garrote is around the target's throat, unconsciousness and then death come quickly.

verb: To attack and/or kill someone with a garrote.
The French Foreign Legion trains its members to use the garrote for silent killing.

The politician was swiftly garroted, and no one nearby was any the wiser.
garrote by MassiveD January 15, 2009
the garrot is the most prized vegetable in the whole seed
Garrot by durd2 May 23, 2019
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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