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Garafied 

Getting out of a situation by utilizing the intelligence of an elderly ginger.
The only way Cindy would let me sleep with her was if I ate her asshole. The problem was soon Garafied when I agreed to do it in the shower.
Garafied by FarArse June 29, 2011
The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.
Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.
Garried by asandahl January 12, 2012

garritied 

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games
I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!
garritied by The Nails November 4, 2009
Aussie word for being real high up on amphetamines (particularly MDMA). Those who are garried tend to the life of the party!
"Bro we were so garried last night!"
"Wow you're so garried HAHA"
"Oi do I look garried to you?"
Garried by pewpew1704 May 28, 2018

garritie 

awesome human

stay on her good side
Nicest person ever if you heed my above warning
Garritie gave me food. mwahahahahahahahahahaha She then ate my charger

always has her heart in the right place

garroted 

from the word : gar·rote or gar·rotte (g-rt, -rt)
n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.
The 18 bodies discovered by U.S. troops in western Baghdad late on Tuesday had all been garroted and had their hands bound with plastic ties, police and hospital officials said.
garroted by YSG July 16, 2008