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Garraty 

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A crackhead that doesn't cre what anyone thinks about them. Can be a butt hole most of the time. Women love his charming smile and he is too prepared for everything. Also a complete psycho path.
Garraty is crazier than an hdhd kid with sugar.
Garraty by Aj19Lee November 2, 2020
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Garrity 

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used as a term to describe someone who's gone mental.
"She's gone totally Garrity, mate!"
Garrity by Mozzallini November 3, 2011
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Garraty • garratt • Garrity • garrahy • GARRATH • Garratied • Garrity Blues • Garrity Steamer • Jacob Garrity • The Garrity Fuckhouse

Garratt

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The word refers to a penis below the length of three inches,common in people who have a significant body mass, usually shriveled and infertile.
fuck man, i was diagnosed with a garratt yesterday.
Garratt by Shit white air forces January 5, 2019
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Garratied 

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When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.
I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.
Garratied by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018
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Garrity Blues 

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When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.
Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.
Garrity Blues by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010
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The Garrity Fuckhouse 

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When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger
Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!
The Garrity Fuckhouse by Yo mama Yo dady September 7, 2008
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garrahy 

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An Irish word meaning lesbian.
Patrick: "Hey Sean, look over there at that blonde - she's well fit"

Sean: "Don't go near her Paddy. She's a muff-diving garrahy"
garrahy by Jenny Summers August 15, 2006
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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