garmentry

One's wardrobe, especially a clothes ensemble.

His garmentry was austere, her's was almost rude.

garmentry by AmbroseBierce April 5, 2016

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

garment varmint by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

temple garments 

these are the underwear and T-shirts for Mormons that are spun on Mormon looms. They ain't Hanes, nor are they Fruit of the Looms or BVDs. They are just "temple garments" and the labeling on the packages say just that.

When I was in Salt Lake City I went to a Z.M.C.I. department store (an LDS counterpart to Lazarus, maybe Macys). In the mens clothing department there were packages of temple garments on the shelves. So one thing I've heard about the Mormon faith was true, I also saw packages of these undies in department stores thruout southern Idaho, where there is a strong Mormon presence.

temple garments by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Garment 

Posh alternative word for a piece of clothing. Used by fools from Kiltormer. A word nobody uses

'Just buying some garments in town man'
'few garments like'

Garment by lawllawllawl September 29, 2012

Greentry 

Those who hold large tracts of land and avoid the unsavory social ramifications of such wealth by promoting themselves as the defenders of the earth.

The untouched land would be beautiful where it not for the lurking greentry.

The stigma of owning 500 acres forced Grace to promote herself as greentry and her land as a wildlife conservancy.

The guilty greentry let visitors play in their woods, swim in their ponds, sleep in their houses, and go home Sunday night.

Greentry by Gendznshmalts August 17, 2009

magic underwear (mormon garments) 

The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)

magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts

This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).

Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.

There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)

Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds

for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top

magic underwear (mormon garments) by DutchCappedCrusader April 30, 2014

Sex Garment 

Erotic clothing or Lingerie used to entice or seduce your prey

Or Lia is wearing her sex garment, she’s finna get some.

Sex Garment by Jenkins2389 March 17, 2020