Garment

Posh alternative word for a piece of clothing. Used by fools from Kiltormer. A word nobody uses

'Just buying some garments in town man'
'few garments like'

by lawllawllawl September 29, 2012

garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Garment Watch

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.

Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch

by Jerry Red July 5, 2023

Sex Garment

Erotic clothing or Lingerie used to entice or seduce your prey

Or Lia is wearing her sex garment, she’s finna get some.

by Jenkins2389 March 17, 2020

Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

by Burritobaby April 2, 2015

hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

by Nap bonaparte December 27, 2016