(Noun) a place where half of the population wears sweaters and snow boots year round. And the other half wears shorts and tank tops all year round. And both are correct.
by derpyhooves03 May 15, 2017
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1. Place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who've lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the hell out of their state and go back to fuckin' California
Idaho: Don't move here.
by Cal E. Hater August 4, 2009
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Ingredients: Californians, contains less than 2% of the following--Idahoans.
Welcome to Idaho. Now Go Home.
by makmillion June 13, 2011
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Most commonly known for it's potatoes but anyone who has been to Idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms.
Made famous by Napoleon Dynamite... embarrassed by Napoleon dynamite. (We can keep up with the fashion in most of our cities)
-we are inbred
-there is no electricity
-we are located in the mid-west
-we have to hunt and gather our food

So before anyone thinks of making an Idaho comment try to stop being so fucking ignorant and educate yourself.

No, Idaho.
Is that in Nebraska?
by awalk1111 May 27, 2011
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Idaho has four seasons: winter, freezing, still winter, and road construction. Delicious potatoes, people who know what a burrow pit, the dike, a bully barn, and the dry bed is. Anything is pretty much legal in Idaho, or noboday cares, so do whatever you want. Beautiful scenery, plenty of fresh air, and outdoor activities. Travel all over Idaho before you judge it, northern is different from southern as is west from the east.
Want to park your car anywhere and not get towed? Go to Idaho. Want to wear wranglers to a wedding? Go to Idaho. Want to get your drivers liscense at 15? Go to Idaho.
by Girggs July 13, 2010
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One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.

Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.
My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana.
by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004
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Contrary to popular belief, Idaho is in fact one of the biggest government conspiracies ever. Not a single person lives in Idaho. It is just one giant potato factory. The government pays people to say they are from Idaho, and this giant potato factory is ran by the people who have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. The federal government also pay's farmers and grocery stores large sums of money to carry "idaho potatoes," being that such a secret is never supposed to get out
"I used to live in Idaho."
"You work for the government, dont you?"

"I just bought these Idaho potatoes for dinner."
"Idaho? No. You-da-ho!"
by AyyRayRay August 14, 2008
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