1. Place where you will feel welcome in only because the people who've lived there forever are too polite to tell you to get the hell out of their state and go back to fuckin' California

IDAHO

Ingredients: Californians, contains less than 2% of the following--Idahoans.

Most commonly known for it's potatoes but anyone who has been to Idaho will know that there are way more cow ranches than potato farms.
Made famous by Napoleon Dynamite... embarrassed by Napoleon dynamite. (We can keep up with the fashion in most of our cities)
Misconceptions
-we are inbred
-there is no electricity
-we are located in the mid-west
-we have to hunt and gather our food

So before anyone thinks of making an Idaho comment try to stop being so fucking ignorant and educate yourself.

Idaho has four seasons: winter, freezing, still winter, and road construction. Delicious potatoes, people who know what a burrow pit, the dike, a bully barn, and the dry bed is. Anything is pretty much legal in Idaho, or noboday cares, so do whatever you want. Beautiful scenery, plenty of fresh air, and outdoor activities. Travel all over Idaho before you judge it, northern is different from southern as is west from the east.

A State in the Northwest often mistaken for a State in the Midwest called Iowa.

Most people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that's exactly what we want people to think...

As a matter if fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...

As a matter if fact, if you or your family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks, nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest, nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!

One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.

Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.

The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.