Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2018
1. A kind of clothing that is more expensive when less material is used.
2. Clothes that are put on with the whole purpose and intention of taking off.
2. Clothes that are put on with the whole purpose and intention of taking off.
She put on the lingerie hoping to appear enticing, though any guy at the party would have had rather seen her appear au nautural.
by Scott Andrew Thomas January 30, 2009
Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!
by SlopNChop November 13, 2018
A popular type of undergarment that are most commonly worn by women, but can be worn by anyone.
Lingerie was sexualized by Americans in the 19th and 20th centuries, although it originally only referred to nonsexual women’s undergarments, such as the corset and petticoats.
Lingerie was sexualized by Americans in the 19th and 20th centuries, although it originally only referred to nonsexual women’s undergarments, such as the corset and petticoats.
Man 1: Last night, my dear wife and I attempted more erotic coitus by having her put on lingerie.
Man 2: What an interesting concept, my wife and I prefer doing The Texas Shooter.
Man 2: What an interesting concept, my wife and I prefer doing The Texas Shooter.
by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet June 15, 2021
Pronunciation: Linger-"E".
Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.
Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.
Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"
A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"
A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"
A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"
A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"
A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"
by thuankieu January 21, 2011
Lingerie is a term for women's fashion undergarments.
It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.
Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.
Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.
Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.
Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
by use with caution January 28, 2008
Halloween is the one night a year a girl and dress like a total slut, and nobody can say anything about it. And the hardcore girls, just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.
by mothafockas May 30, 2005