garfingle
To fondle or grope the vagina or boobs in front of a teacher,police,higher position person,ect without getting caught.
garfingle by J masta Flash45 September 26, 2012
Garfunkle
To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.
Related Words
garfingle • garfungle • garfinkle • Garfinkle strut • Garfunglebungle • garfunkle • gringle • Garfing • gayfinger • garbengle
Garfinkeling
Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."
Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009
Garfinkeled
When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.
A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.
B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.
A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.
A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016
Garfing
Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016
GARFUNGLE
GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.
Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!
GARFUNGLE by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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