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gayfinger 

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
gayfinger by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011
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gayfinger 

An old annoying fag wearing a lot of old fake gold with an earpiece in his ear and loves to go down on guys over 50. Also known as "Nugget Man".
Chris H. takes a break and goes down on the provisioning guy.
gayfinger by GTslam February 27, 2004

gayfinger 

a old homo who wears a lot of gold and likes to go down on species of the same kind.
"Chris H. likes to go down on his boyfriend when his boyfriend gets jealous."
gayfinger by gixer February 26, 2004
Pronounced ga-jing-er. It can mean whatever you want it to mean... but at the end of the day, a gaginger is a vagina, a gooch, a cooch, a poos, anything you can stick your finger in. Always there, always open and never lets you down !
I woke up this morning and I had a finger in my gaginger.
gaginger by akotts February 11, 2012
someone who is gay but denies it by being homophobic
Sukhminder: I hate gay people, uhhhhhhhhhhh

Balwinder: Stop it, everyone knows you're gaysinner

Gayvengers 

N. Group of earths mightiest gays. Each have a special sexual power. Ex: robotic cock. Infinite asshole, time traveling cum.
Chris:”Woah, Ryan, I saw you on the news last night.”

Ryan: “yeah, the gayvengers saved me from becoming straight.”
Gayvengers by Hunkypapi January 18, 2022

gunfingers 

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion
when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg
gunfingers by Bruce September 16, 2003
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