garfinkle 

A word used to describe the word Jew.

An example of Garfinkle could be determined as a Big Gook, or else used as a Jew. For example teddy is a big Jew, Or Teddy is a garfinkle

garfinkle by Alex fgsdfg f May 29, 2005

Garfinkle strut 

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

Garfinkle strut by UtsUts July 17, 2006

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Gnarfankle 

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

Gnarfankle by Q tip May 30, 2006

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016