Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

Garfing by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

Garfing

you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.

Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling

Garfing by Skroddle July 7, 2008

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

Garfing by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

Garfing by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024

Garfing

Getting so high you feel lazy and hungry like Garfield

“Bro, I was straight Garfing last Wednesday”

Garfing by Stoner420weed July 14, 2026

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."

I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.

Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016