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when a boy fools a cat pets it, then urinates on it.
That boy pulled a funjun. The cat liked it.
funjun by poopypants EP January 17, 2008
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Hot Funyuns 

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.
Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass
Hot Funyuns by Droopyx June 30, 2008
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i don't give a Funyun 

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
i don't give a Funyun by Telephony September 28, 2014
A crispy snack that has a shapes of rings and is packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack grab a bag of funyuns. The word funyun is REALY fun to say out loud over and over consecutivly.
I am hungry for a bag of funyuns... wow that word rocks! Funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun....
funyun by yourgrandma January 23, 2006
An injury sustained during a sexual encounter.
My back looks like it was attacked by a jungle cat but this funjury is a small price to pay for an amazing night.
Funjury by lil' Tyson January 18, 2010
A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.
Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"
Funyuns by Luke September 6, 2007

Fundungled 

An enjoyable state of confusion that can only be achieved in the company of a fun friend. The friend is necessary so you can blame them for your confusion, lack of focus, forgetfulness, or "blonde moment".
"I am so fundungled, I can't think of the word."
" Why did I come in here again"?
"What was I saying"?
Fundungled by The "J" Team February 12, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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