Funyuns

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A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

Funyuns by Luke September 6, 2007

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Funyuns

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Funyuns by Mr. Turd Flushington March 14, 2005

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Hot Funyuns

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.

Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass

Hot Funyuns by Droopyx June 30, 2008

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momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

momma likes funyuns! by xavier February 5, 2005

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i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

i don't give a Funyun by Telephony September 28, 2014

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funyun

A crispy snack that has a shapes of rings and is packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack grab a bag of funyuns. The word funyun is REALY fun to say out loud over and over consecutivly.

I am hungry for a bag of funyuns... wow that word rocks! Funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun....

funyun by yourgrandma January 23, 2006

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Funyunapprobation

1. A sexual fixation or obsession with Funyuns.

2. The act of sexual intercourse with a Funyun.

Holy shit, when I see that yellow bag, I just have to have me some Funyunapprobation. *Rubs funyuns on naked body*

Funyunapprobation by Frau Reisl June 18, 2010

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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