Luke's definitions

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 27, 2006

hinie

Bottom, Prosterior, Arse, Bootay

"I want to touch the hinie!"

by luke October 18, 2001

The Ray Charles

The Ray Charles is when you shit on someones eyes and then stick your dick in their mouth.

Ray charles had a Ray Charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.

by Luke February 18, 2005

Prowess

Skill. elite, The Best of the Best.

His prowess on the playing feild surpassed all others.

by Luke May 14, 2003

portafuck

when you bang in a portajon

Luke asked Erin if she wanted to portafuck at the golf course.

by Luke March 25, 2004

haha claws

Play on the words "baja claws", a brand of off road tire. These are the tires mounted on a brodozer, the chosen ride of the desert bro. These tires are massive in size, and prestine in appearance, due to the fact that they never see off road conditions. They are often jet black, glazed in tire gloss, and unevenly worn due to bad toe in from cheap lift kit installations.

Check out the haha claws on that brodozer. Do you really need those just to get to the No Fear outlet?

by Luke August 2, 2004

llady

A type of stereotype male figure. Usually seen by others as a show-off or cool-guy-wannabe. Wears Hair from front to back and wears leather or jeans jackets.
Likes to verbaly or physically bully on people.

Oh, he's such a Llady (as in a bully)

by Luke November 8, 2004