Luke's definitions

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Vashigida

Slang term for "Shut the fuck up."

Just Vashigida.

by Luke April 3, 2004

tight hole

a tight cunt hole that u cant penertrate

michales mum was so tight i couldent get it up her

by luke May 19, 2003

bijou

The French word for "jewel"

Pier, please get that bijou out of my pussy.

by Luke June 20, 2003

Splott

Splott is a crime invested crap hole where if your not being robbed your robbing someone.

I've been mugged 4 times in the last 3 months at 2 times the mugger had a knife.

by Luke May 13, 2005

IWC

Internet Wrestling Community

Scott Keith is the fattest, ugliest guy in the IWC

by Luke July 25, 2003

yesno

yesno - n - having no idea what to say to a given question, but not wanting to look stupid and say that; can also be used as a verb

Lauren: Should I go out with John?
Luke: yesno

by Luke April 17, 2004