Luke's definitions

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 9, 2004

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 8, 2005

dirty pillows

norks

may i complement you on your norks

by luke March 22, 2003

Mau Down

To go down on a girl

Dude, did you mau down???

by Luke December 23, 2004

jigstick

basically a fuckstick, or a complete moron.

some jigstick stole my fucking wallet

by Luke August 13, 2003

bintmeister

A completely misunderstood guy that doesnt deserve to be abused all the time.

Take the time to understand him and get to know him then make a judgement, but im sure it wont be negative

The true man himself is just understood

by Luke April 22, 2004

frube

to be an idiot or a spanner.

jon tow! and get over here you frube

by luke January 15, 2003