Funyuns 

A razor sharp, yet tasty snack that cosmetically resembles a unfried onion rings. Not only are they an excellent source of highly enriched corn product, but the small incisions they leave in the gums and roof of the mouth make Funyuns the quickest known method of dispersing garlic into one's blood stream. They may or may not cause cancer.

Bob: "Oh, sweet! Funyuns!"

Vampire: "Dammit!"

Funyuns by Luke September 6, 2007

Funyuns 

no idea vot zees ees... me needz you eevil eevil emerikens to tell mee...

define this you tool...

Funyuns by Mr. Turd Flushington March 14, 2005

Hot Funyuns 

One of the best chips ever made by Frito-lay. Its like a fusion of funyuns and hot cheetos into a ring like chip. Every bite makes you take another and before you know it you finished your big ass bag of hot funyuns. Be careful they're addicting as hell and before you know it they become the #1 thing you buy when you go to the liquor store.

Person #1 : Are those the new hot funyuns
Person #2: Yeah maan these are fucking good
Person #1: Let me get some

5 mins later..
person #2: i said you can get some not eat it all you fatass

Hot Funyuns by Droopyx June 30, 2008

momma likes funyuns! 

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

momma likes funyuns! by xavier February 5, 2005

i don't give a Funyun 

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

i don't give a Funyun by Telephony September 28, 2014

funyun 

A crispy snack that has a shapes of rings and is packed full of zesty onion flavor. Next time you're in the mood for a snack grab a bag of funyuns. The word funyun is REALY fun to say out loud over and over consecutivly.

I am hungry for a bag of funyuns... wow that word rocks! Funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun funyun....

funyun by yourgrandma January 23, 2006

Funyunapprobation

1. A sexual fixation or obsession with Funyuns.

2. The act of sexual intercourse with a Funyun.

Holy shit, when I see that yellow bag, I just have to have me some Funyunapprobation. *Rubs funyuns on naked body*

Funyunapprobation by Frau Reisl June 18, 2010