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the best snack (+any other category) in the world founded by the funyon cult
Nick loves funyuns
Andrew loves funyuns
Adam loves funyuns

Hey guys!
funyun by Funyon February 26, 2007
The worst onion-flavored snack on the market that doubles as a d.i.y. gloryhole. Crush it up, put it in a smoothie, and suck it. Or snort, we don't judge.
Oh man, I had some "fun" with funyuns last night.
Funyun by It's Ha'am January 15, 2019
short for Californian. A Californian whose fun, zesty and fresh! They know when the jig is up and take things less serious than a bag of boring Lay’s.
Dude1: Who’s the Funyun?

Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.

Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?

Dudes: (all laugh together)
funyun by Mrs Mrs Mrs January 24, 2022

Funyun Rub 

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."
Funyun Rub by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017
The act of receiving a blow job with funyuns around a male's penis.
She told me she had the munchies, and I was horny. So we did the funyun bj.
funyun bj by MichaelassShat May 20, 2014

funyun booty

a crusty, slightly yellow hind quarter of a woman that smells like an onion patch
teresa has always had a funyun booty.
funyun booty by susentious March 7, 2014