fucton 

Fuk-tun
Fucton is used to describe a lot of something. Meaning a 'ton' of a particular item.

Dude, that's a fucton of apples.

fucton by JakeA October 21, 2013

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.

Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?

Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020

captain futon 

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

fuckton by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Futon Time

Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.

Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...

Futon Time by Nathan Jang April 5, 2011