futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"

by CorgisDie February 6, 2017

futon

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

by niggins August 11, 2007

futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 21, 2003

futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 10, 2009

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 12, 2006

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 13, 2007