by CorgisDie February 6, 2017
another word for an asian.
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
by niggins August 10, 2007
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
by Hablacraja December 20, 2003
"Damn, that bitch is a futon"
by tomm-e January 10, 2009
A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.
by evilmango April 12, 2006
by Mark Shackelford February 28, 2008
by lotus.tear May 12, 2007