fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

fuckonese

A word used to descibe the incomprehensible language you and your friends speak in when you've thrown back a few too many. It can also be used to insult someone who uses poor grammar, has no sense of phonics, and utterly butchers the English language.

We speak English in this country, Joe. Not Fuckonese.

fuckonese by Piker September 6, 2005

Get the fuckonese mug.

Related Words

fuckonese • fuckanese • fuckinese • fuckometer • fuckness • fucknesia • Fuckonometry • cuckonese • factonese • fuckaneer

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

Get the Give a fuckness mug.

Fuckinest

ADJ. Something that is the greatest. Only, it's not the greatest, it's the fuckinest.

Johnny Depp is the most fuckinest actor ever.

Fuckinest by Bonnie_and_Clyde101 November 19, 2009

Get the Fuckinest mug.

The Fuckness

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

Get the The Fuckness mug.

fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Get the fuckness mug.

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

Get the Lazy Fuckness mug.

More from Urban Dictionary

dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

Get the dead drop mug.

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

Word of the Day on November 8, 2026

Get the No Surprises Wedding mug.

ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

Word of the Day on November 7, 2026

Get the ulzzang mug.

EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

Word of the Day on November 6, 2026

Get the EBK mug.

Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

Word of the Day on November 5, 2026

Get the Yap Trap mug.

Load more