C-Money666's definitions

Fecalicious

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.

If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!

by C-Money666 January 17, 2020

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

You tear'n up?

An agitating way of asking someone if they're being a whiny, little bitch. Often used to cry shame someone for their excessive whining.

"I can't believe she said that! That's really fucked up and hurtful! I really think she should apologize..."

"Damn dude, You tear'n up?"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Tucked the fuck in

When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.

"Damn, they didn't just lose the match... They got Tucked the fuck in!"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020