You tear'n up?

An agitating way of asking someone if they're being a whiny, little bitch. Often used to cry shame someone for their excessive whining.

"I can't believe she said that! That's really fucked up and hurtful! I really think she should apologize..."

"Damn dude, You tear'n up?"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Sickest shit in the whips

Another way of saying something is the very best around.

"Hey, did you see Connor's new custom Cadillac?"

"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Dabkin

The stoner version of a blumpkin. In this variation, a man receives a blowjob from his partner, while taking a shit and smoking dab (Cannabis Concentrate). The man's partner is forced to inhale ass fumes, as they gobble cock.

"Man that Robin chick is nasty! Last night she gave one of her son's friends a dabkin in the basement bathroom."

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Tucked the fuck in

When someone doesn't just lose at a game, but rather they get completely devastated and destroyed by the opposition.

"Damn, they didn't just lose the match... They got Tucked the fuck in!"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 15, 2020