A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.
One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.
A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.
The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.
One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.
A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.
The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.
"Sure do miss you a fukton!"
"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."
"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"
"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."
"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"
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Get the Fukton mug.More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).
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