Fukton 

A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.

"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"

Fukton by yoyosan9 February 5, 2018

fukton 

A unit of measurement. More than a shit ton. Way more.

I miss you a fukton.

fukton by Hbomb74 August 4, 2016

Fukton 

A lot of something.

He has a Fukton of garbage in his front yard.

Fukton by J allen P 1231 August 2, 2018

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

Metric Fuckton by Yst December 12, 2004

Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.

Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?

Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020

captain futon 

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

Metric Fuckton by C-Money666 January 14, 2020