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A unit of measurement. More than a shit ton. Way more.
I miss you a fukton.
by Hbomb74 August 04, 2016
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A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.
"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"
by yoyosan9 February 05, 2018
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