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fucktittery 

A word used to describe the effects of many things having gone consecutively wrong. In particular regards to a sense of giving up or slight humour.

Also when someone has been continuously behaving badly. Can replace the world shenanigans.
If she didn't laugh at the fucktittery of it all she'd have cried.

Jon was up to his usual fucktittery.
fucktittery by Lzebe December 23, 2020
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FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Social Fuckwitery 

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
Social Fuckwitery by Jasmay November 25, 2013

Fucknuttery

Someone doing something as if they were a "fuck nut", or the actions of one.
I leave for a few minutes, and when I return all I see is a bunch of fucknuttery!
Fucknuttery by DX November 29, 2004

fucknuttery

Fucknuttery
1. The resultant actions/behaviour of being a fucknut.
2. Specifically in the context of belief systems. Use most often to refer to religious behaviour in preference to common sense.
See: Major Religions (and also the minor ones)
Preaching abstinence as sex education is pure fucknuttery.
It was fucknuttery when he told them that condoms would not save them from AIDS.
Fighting for peace the same sort of fucknuttery as screwing for virginity.
fucknuttery by thespacecadet July 17, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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