7 definitions by The smedders wrestler
A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
by The smedders wrestler May 28, 2019
To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin
Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .
by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019
person X is the worst example of musician and deserves to be on barry island more than musicians Y or Z
by The smedders wrestler May 25, 2018
The opposite of champagne moment where an act in a sporting event is memorable for its comedy crapness
Jim ran for the catch, straight into Mike who was also trying to catch the ball , it’s was a real babycham moment
by The smedders wrestler May 28, 2019
The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
by The smedders wrestler July 26, 2018
An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic
Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg
by The smedders wrestler November 9, 2020
by The smedders wrestler June 11, 2018