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FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021
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fuckwittery 

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.
His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.
fuckwittery by anycon June 24, 2003

Cluster fuckwittery 

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

Cluster Fuckwittery

A combination of a couple of ethos of Government Departments, a situation wherein a group of government employees undertake acts of such stupidity and dumb arse that it beggars belief how they escaped their fathers ball sack.

A term also equally able to be applied to alleged companies that are owned by governments or local authorities such as water and sewer utility providers such as Unity Water or Urban utilities.
The ineptness of the morons knows no bounds there is no amount of cluster fuckwittery that these arse clowns can display to describes how dumb these fucks are. Useless.

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.
"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"
Fuckwitted by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

Social Fuckwitery 

The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"

"Why is that"

"Because it makes me feel sick"

"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
Social Fuckwitery by Jasmay November 25, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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