fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012
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Fuckwitery
When one is demonstrating at being a total fuckwit.
The ability of one, without clue (being clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational through to argue their point.
More often than not acted out by the 'fuckwit' (see fuckwit)
The ability of one, without clue (being clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational through to argue their point.
More often than not acted out by the 'fuckwit' (see fuckwit)
They clearly did not listen, apply logic and/or thought through that, because it made no sense and therefore they are portraying fuckwitery.
Fuckwitery by WilkiJen March 20, 2019
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Social Fuckwitery
The ability of one, without clue (being Clueless), to use emotion without logic or rational thought to argue their point. More often than not acted out by the Fuckwit
"Gay marriage is just wrong"
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
"Why is that"
"Because it makes me feel sick"
"Mate, that is plain Social Fuckwitery "
Social Fuckwitery by Jasmay November 25, 2013
FUCKWITTERY
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021
fuckwater stout
n.
A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?
2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.
3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.
3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006
fuckwater taffy
n.
Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.
1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?
2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.
3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.
4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.
3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.
4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.
fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006
Cluster fuckwittery
A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
Cluster fuckwittery by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019
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