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fuckmented 

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented
You are fuckmented
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Fuckmented 

Slang for a chaotic mix of messed-up and altered
“The playlist was fuckmented—half genius, half disaster.”
Fuckmented by FUCKMENTED September 16, 2025

fuckment 

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.
"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"
fuckment by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014

fuckmentalism 

An ethical moral value system which simply states: "mentally fuck with anyone as much as you can".
Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:

Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"

Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
fuckmentalism by TallTruther February 21, 2009

fuckcunted 

soo hammered on a form of drink or drugs that you can't remember where you came from, what your name is or who out of those strange people in the room are your friends.
he's so fuckcunted, he is hiding in that corner/ got lost on the way to the bathroom.
fuckcunted by christineflange August 21, 2005

Fuckmeness 

like surprised when someone goes fuck me,
but it also has a more physical description....
wow you have alot of fuckmeness
Fuckmeness by CollDudeeMann April 6, 2009

Fuckened 

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;
Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened
Fuckened by The Greentopper January 28, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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