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fuckteenth 

Adjective: Emphatic expression of an indefinitely large number in succession — specifically in the context of that which is futile, unpleasant, overwhelming, irritating, incessant or otherwise bothersome.

Derived from common English word "umpteenth."
"I'm going to finish this work, sort my mail, and then clean my office for the fuckteenth time."
fuckteenth by angrytourist January 3, 2016

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

fucktent 

a tent constructed for the sole purpose of having sexual relations
Hey dudes, in order to avoid weird moments at the festival this weekend, could somebody put up a fucktent? I'm sharing with Bob, and he bones like a rabbit.
fucktent by the_mav October 22, 2009

fuckteen 

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.
"He has told that story fuckteen times..."
fuckteen by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

Sweet Fuckteen

The birth' day you lost your virginity.
Sally: Omg, i just lost my virginity in the church.

Jo: Happy sweet fuckteen
Sweet Fuckteen by Sloppyjo March 1, 2009

fuckmeinthebutt 

Dude, its when your really fucking angry, but also need a good raping.
Dude i need a FUCKMEINTHEBUTT real quick.
fuckmeinthebutt by SeekyAnus February 27, 2019
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