Fucktensil 

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

Fucktensil by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

futensil 

a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.

dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

futensil by germinator7 April 18, 2007

fucktential 

Someone with fuckable potential.

Did you see that hottie at the bar?

Yeah! He had a lot of "fucktential".

fucktential by JL76 December 17, 2023

FuckenSick

To be sick or grammatically incorrect words

Harry is FuckenSick of the work Fucken and sick of the word sic. He is from the TikTok generation

FuckenSick by Jonny(...) Prong December 9, 2025