41 definitions by Da Vin Chee
When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.
Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010
When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010
Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010
A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010
A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.
Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"
by Da Vin Chee January 19, 2010