fucktential
fucktential by JL76 December 17, 2023
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Fucktention
A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011
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fuckmentalism
Fuckmentalism is best described by a few examples. What follows are two sample conversation between a fuckmentalist and a normal person:
Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"
Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
Normal: "you know, you ask too many questions."
Fuckmentalist: "yes, this is true. But I ask a lot of answers too."
Normal: "WTF"
Normal: "You can either be gay... or bi"
Fuckmentalist: ".. or both."
Normal: "WTF"
fuckmentalism by TallTruther February 21, 2009
funtential
The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.
the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.
funtential by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006
Fucktensil
Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
Fucktensil by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.