fucksmash

to absolutely decimate something down to its atomic level.

that muscly meatdick bro can hold a lemon between his tits, but if he flexes really hard, he can totally fucksmash it

by groozbeh January 25, 2009

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foksmash

The thing Kevin Magnussen does when he's let Gunther down

He does not foksmash my door

by Foksmasher69 January 20, 2021

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fucksmith

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

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Fucksman

A man who is a master in the art of the seduction of the opposite sex for the purpose of sexual intercourse.

Did John score with the chick he picked up last night?

Yeah, he's a Fucksman!

by ferlincletus December 15, 2009

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The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

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