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fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'
At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.
fuckmas by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

fuckwashed 

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.
Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.
fuckwashed by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fuckmeshit 

another way to say that you want to have wild lesbian sex and great sex with your partner all night long.
also something you scream while having sex if your partner is doing a great job.
also taken as a shorter way of saying "fuck me please..oh shit i just came."
ohh yes baby fuckmeshit! fuckmeshit!
fuckmeshit by Jazzi:] November 7, 2007
A tall skinny kid who just can't seem to get the fash out of his fuck
Yo Zach a fuckfash
Fuckfash by #delicious January 25, 2015

Fuckyashit Uhsuntin

fuck your shit or something

Used when asked to do something that you don't want to. Originated in the north east area of Massachusetts.
Guy - Hey Mark, go get me a drink
Mark - yo, fuckyashit uhsuntin