facesmasher 

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

facesmasher by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

Facesmash 

To Smash Someone in the face with a blunt object.

If you give me birthday punches, im gonna facesmash you with my bat.

Facesmash by Facepalm smash October 4, 2009

facemaster 

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

facemaster by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

fartsmasher 

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.

"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"

fartsmasher by tinklebot November 4, 2012