facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

Facesmash

To Smash Someone in the face with a blunt object.

If you give me birthday punches, im gonna facesmash you with my bat.

by Facepalm smash October 4, 2009

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

fartsmasher

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.

"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"

by tinklebot November 4, 2012