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Fuckstache 

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.
So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.
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Fuckstache 

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.
"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"
Fuckstache by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckstache 

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.
"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"
Fuckstache by Karch December 25, 2003

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.
This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.
fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fuzzstache 

a barely noticeable low-fuzz mustache, especially common on boys going through puberty, 13-16 and older woman.
check out jimmy's fuzzstache; he'll have to start shaving everyday soon.

mrs. mcgillicuddy has a sweet fuzzstache.
fuzzstache by fuzzi January 18, 2006

Fuckachewy 

A replacement for fuck, but then again it has the word in it so why bother.

To show that you are absolutely done with with people’s bullshit in a fun loving way that makes you feel warm with a :) in your heart
“Fuckachewy” - guy with a hat

“You are suck a Fuckachewy, bro” - what my cat said to me
Fuckachewy by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 16, 2022

fuzzstache 

the growth of fuzzy,tennis ball like creatures protruding from large noticable face moles.
I love how your lip gloss accents your mole's fuzzstache.
fuzzstache by ilikemoney5am January 30, 2009
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