Fuckstache
Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011
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Fuckstache
When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.
"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"
"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."
"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"
"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."
"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"
Fuckstache by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014
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Fuckstache
Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.
Fuckstache by Karch December 25, 2003
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fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021
Fuckachewy
A replacement for fuck, but then again it has the word in it so why bother.
To show that you are absolutely done with with people’s bullshit in a fun loving way that makes you feel warm with a :) in your heart
To show that you are absolutely done with with people’s bullshit in a fun loving way that makes you feel warm with a :) in your heart
Fuckachewy by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 16, 2022
fuzzstache
fuzzstache by ilikemoney5am January 30, 2009
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