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fuckshaft 

wow... you really are a fuckshaft, huh?
fuckshaft by bungstuff July 29, 2003

Fuckchart 

A list of people you had sex with. It usually contains precise descriptions of the sex encounter and, in some cases, sex relics, such as pubic hair or sex tapes.
"That chick wreck was totally worthy a +1 on my fuckchart!"
Fuckchart by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

Fuckshit 

Fuckshit by ExpoBoi April 4, 2020

Fuckshit 

An episode of behavior in which a person is on a type of rampage in any and all levels of their being. Irrational, hateful, neglectful, disrespectful and above all illogical behaviors rule a person when they are on some fuckshit. Though not always, fuckshit is precipitated with a large consumption of drugs, usually of various types and almost always an over indulgence in them all.
Mike got on some fuckshit over the weekend. He went and ripped off Steven $50, Jason for $80, and Danny for $100. After that he beat up on his girlfriend, went to Wal-Mart and got popped for trying to shoplift a few bottles of superglue. Now the mother fucker's in jail and don't know how he got there. Suppose it's my task to go and fill the poor bastard in on all his fuckshit from this weekend.
Fuckshit by Nikki Stixx August 13, 2020

fuckshitbollockscunt 

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet
"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

fuckshitcock

A shout of extreme frustation at the current situation. Also abbreviated for the ears of children as "FSC!"
"Hey man, watch out for that stool, it likes to fall over."
*crash*
"FUCKSHITCOCK."
fuckshitcock by Evil Badman April 19, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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