carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

carpet

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

by nathaniel spritzner September 1, 2005

carpet

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"

by KCtah October 25, 2003

Carpet

A person who gets walked on and used day after day

Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.

by Thecarpet March 29, 2019

Carpet

Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic

Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"

by SlaviaRoznic1211 January 23, 2021

carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat January 18, 2007