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fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.
That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.
fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019
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fuckwhat 

A fuckwhat is another name for a dumbass person who is extremely annoying at the given time.
Suzie is being a fuckwhat for acting like a total attention whore while at the theater when everyone is trying to watch the movie.

Scott is being a fuckwhat because he keeps saying bow chica bow wow when its not needed.
fuckwhat by zeldafan678 July 16, 2009

fuckmart 

The big fucking department store that nearly everyone has been scammed by.
i need to run by fuckmart on the way home
fuckmart by gergeono February 26, 2009

fuckstart 

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.
If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!
fuckstart by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

fucktart 

In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
fucktart by tutti12 April 8, 2011

Fuckcrater 

The event of when the sex between two individuals reaches the point of being so explosive, that it has left obtrusive evidence of the event to the rest of the world, in some cases affecting or even harming those who happen to be innocent bystanders.
"We definitely left a fuckcrater at Robert's house party after she let me sign that shit"

"They must have been had a good one, because that fuckcrater they left took a while for housekeeping clean up."
Fuckcrater by TWiggles20 July 15, 2009
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