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fuckposter 

Someone who needlessly adds profanity to public posts on social media solely to appear "edgy," cool, or more intelligent. They will typically add unnecessary "fucks" when posting in praise of something (e.g. some movie, show or band is fucking amazing) when the complimentary adjective is sufficient. The fuckposter will often also subscribe to the theory that intelligent people use more profanity in conversation, while not grasping that this only applies to spontaneous verbal communication and not to planned written posts and emails.
"Man, that dude never misses a chance to shoehorn a "fuck" or "shit" into every post. He's a real fuckposter."
fuckposter by M240guy September 28, 2022
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Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

Fuckster 

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.
"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"
Fuckster by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020