by Angry Groceries June 12, 2015
A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.
by I'd shoehorn Jacqueline. January 29, 2008
1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle
"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."
by schlitznola May 31, 2009
the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.
guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."
by rtownrutt December 03, 2007
by Mr T March 27, 2005
Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted
His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased
by mitch00uk April 08, 2015
by ~{TPC}~ February 25, 2018