shoehorn

To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong

"I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games."

shoehorn by Angry Groceries June 14, 2015

Shoehorn

"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."

"Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!"

Shoehorn by ~{TPC}~ February 25, 2018

Shoehorn

The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.

Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac?
Fag:No, What?
Guy:She got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.

Shoehorn by Jacky got shoehorned January 29, 2008

Shoehorn

To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.

Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time?

Shoehorn by Martles the Great February 12, 2009

shoehorn

A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.

My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline.

shoehorn by I'd shoehorn Jacqueline. January 28, 2008

shoehorn

1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle

"Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there."
"Laura was a shoehorn; I had to work it for 45 minutes until I could hit it."

shoehorn by schlitznola May 31, 2009

shoehorn

the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.

guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."

shoehorn by rtownrutt December 29, 2007